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Elisa Kortela: Sarrah you are seriously probably the most awesome human being I have ever encountered. Today I came across some wolverines. They were all lazy, lying in the sun and that kinda things. So I thought I'd stop by and chill with them for a while. First one wolverine, named Tommy, told about some weasel he met the other day that had had a huge tumor removed or something but that's just wanton blabber for you. So then I started talking about things that had happened to me lately and I came across your name and immediately the other wolverine, Pat, yelled "oh that Sarrah, that busty redhead Sarrah, that Sarrah right?" and I was like "yeah her, you know her?" and Pat was like "well duh, everyone knows Sarrah and that she's superior to other humans in her kindness and wit and beauty" so I was just nodding and said "uh huh tru dat. I'd go as far as saying she's the queen of the whole world." Tommy got angry and skreeked: "how can you belittle her like that? I thought you were her friend! More like the queen of the galaxy!" Then Pat cut in to say "the universe, Tommy, the universe." Then I said "hey you guys, I don't think queen is enough. More like the infinite ruler 'cause with her charm she can say anything to anyone and the'll be her slaves for eternity." Pat and Tommy were quiet for a while thinking how to beat me in this verbal battle of praise but I being the verbal acrobat didn't draw a blank but said "you know guys, I think we should just name all of our children, pets and valuable belongings after her, and still that wouldn't be enough to bring out how magnificent she is" so Pat and Tommy agreed and Pat said "we should just stop this. Our words can't nearly describe how much her true value in all her essence is, heck, we can't even reach the value of one hair from her gorgeous, well-shaped, astonishing eyebrows"

So that's how our convercation ended. We all agreed with Pat's words and I had to run.

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